is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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