she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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