If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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