Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Farmville is her only friend.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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