there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
