I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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