if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
