We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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