I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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