I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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