office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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