Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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