the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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