Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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