Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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