absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So here I am, sexting at work.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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