Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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