doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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