The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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