road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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