i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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