your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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