Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
tell me about the eggs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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