return my video game
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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