i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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