Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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