do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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