I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
whose parrot is this?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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