Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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