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(909): View more from California

I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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(440): View more from Ohio

Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?

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(334): View more from Alabama

i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face

(1-334): View more from Alabama

so you're single again?

(334): View more from Alabama

yea but it was worth it

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(775): View more from Nevada

Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.

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(817): View more from Texas

Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends

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