Me. At least after what I've been through.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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