dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
