i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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