Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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