I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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