Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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