I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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