but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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