Non-Jews are for practice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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