I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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