I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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