Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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