I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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