This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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