Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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