Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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