So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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