Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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