Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
