She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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