three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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