arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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