their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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