how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
