Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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