Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
